A few years ago, my friend Trish and I ended up in line behind
Mary Stuart Masterson at the Union Square Whole Foods. Like all good New
Yorkers, we abide by the city’s common law regarding celebrities: don’t hassle
them unless you’re really, really into them. You maybe get three lifetime
passes on this living in the Big Apple. Don’t blow that shit on Clay Aiken.
Masterson might have landed in the dead zone, but as it happens
Trish and I are big fans of Some Kind of
Wonderful – the 1987 John Hughes film starring Masterson as Watts, a
tough-but-sensitive drummer tomboy who harbors feelings for her alterna-nerd
best friend, Keith, played by Eric Stoltz.
In classic John Hughes fashion, Keith can’t see the writing on
the wall, so blinded is he by the popular-but-complicated Amanda Jones, played
by Lea Thompson. It’s like the love triangle in Pretty in Pink, albeit with two girls and a guy. But unlike poor,
sexless Ducky (who I’m sure is slow-stirring an artisanal cocktail in
Williamsburg as we speak), Masterson’s working-class best friend actually gets
the guy.
